Anonymous“Son of a bitch.”
[You reblogged it.]
*POOF*
“I didn’t reblog it. You reblogged it because you just can’t butt out of my life.”
[Whoa, fucking 12 much?]
“You’re rude and distasteful and an obsessed pain in my ass.”
[Want to know what? Chill.]
I think you need to-,” Covers his own mouth and looks down.
==> Eridan: I don’t think that those are words. Eridan, you’re hissing. Eridan. Eridan. Hey, Eridan, calm down. Eridan, you can’t kill him. You fins are puffing out. So are your gills. Eridan, you look terrifying.
==> Eridan: Where are you going now? Eridan?
==> Yep. That’s his middle finger. Oh, hello Cronus.
He smirked rather victoriously and then smiled at his friend.
“Hey, Cro. How are you? It’s a rather nasty temper your dancestor has there.”
==> Eridan: Your fins are puffing out, dear, relax, please. Jesus fucking Christ, Eridan, CALM DOWN.
ERIDAN: i fuckin hate you so much you fuckin wworthless piece of filth
ERIDAN: but i do not feel black for you you fuckin sick bastard
“Oh? Is that true, Eridan? Because I don’t think it is. I think you are pitcher than pitch for me. I think you hate me so much that you are just dying for me to say it back, right?”
He has a huge, shit-eating grin on his face, just looking at the other.
ERIDAN: you fuckin little creep
ERIDAN: you dont DESERVVE to havve any black implications from me at all
==> Eridan: You’re looking a little steamed under the collar there, you might want to cool down. Please don’t hurt him, take a deep breath, NO. HANDS DOWN. DO NOT STRANGLE HIM.
“I don’t deserve them, but I bet they are there, fin-boy. I dare you to prove me wrong.”
He took one step back and smiled rather cockily at the other, just trying to get a raise out of him. Well, it seems like he already did, didn’t it? Let’s see how far we can push this.
ERIDAN: WWHY I NEVVER
ERIDAN: are you fuckin kiddin me i wwould nevver care about your wwelfare in any fuckin wway possible
ERIDAN: in fact i hope you fuckin die right noww in front a me so i can claim that the hideous bastard is finally fuckin dead an nevver havve to wworry about you evver again
ERIDAN: wwait i didnt mean wworry about you as in wworry i meant as in you nevver fuckin around wwith me
ERIDAN: an my mind is NEVVER in the gutter you fuckin horrid green little monster
ERIDAN: howw do you knoww that cro didnt fuckin send me to talk to zim i mean maybe hes freaked out by your vvile little friend
“Oh please, Cronus would jump to the chance of meeting more people who have been on Earth. So I know you did it on your own. Also, don’t go all ‘vviolently vviolet’ on me, Eridan. Don’t want you to get flustered.”
ERIDAN: wwhat did your tiny brain think wwas interestin
ERIDAN: please do tell
“I do believe, and this is rather shocking, but I believe that, pardon my blasphemy, but you were worried about me. That’s right, little ol’ me. You terrorized Zim enough to make him almost show feelings, just because you were worried about me. Hell, Cro has enough faith in me that he thinks I won’t kick the bucket, yes, I just said kick the bucket, your highass, don’t let your mind float into the gutter.”
“But you felt the need to go out of your way to see if I was alive or not. Huh. Interesting, veeeery interesting,” his lips had curled into a smirk as he feigned a look of pure thought.
==> Cronus: look from one to the other before nodding a little. You knew you could trust them.
CRONUS: alright, but no killing each other
ERIDAN: cro im perfectly capable a not killin him
ERIDAN: as much as i wwant to
CRONUS: eridan
ERIDAN: wwhat part a alone didnt you understand
CRONUS: yes, eri
CRONUS: see ya, skoo
==> Cronus: Leave the two of them, even though you can feel the tension rise.
==> Eridan: Turn and shoot a dirty look at the shorter, green alien.
ERIDAN: wwhat
“I have many sources, you see, and I may or may not have hacked into Zim’s computer’s video files in order to browse through and see what happened while i was gone… Anyways, I saw you picking on Zim. I was furious, as you can guess, but, I noticed something rather… Interesting.”
CRONUS: duh
CRONUS: i vwill go get him
==> Cronus: Fetch Eridan for your human kin.
==> Eridan: Resist being fetched.
ERIDAN: CRO FUCKIN STOP
ERIDAN: PUT ME DOWWN
ERIDAN: IM NOT-
ERIDAN: ugh its him
“And, ugh, it’s you. Thank you, Cronus. I just need a few minutes alone with him, and I promise not to kill him.”
He crosses his chest where one’s heart would be located as he looked at his friend.
